I haven't pulled an April fools day joke in several years, so I thought to myself, Hey, why not today? I had this brilliant thought at 12:02am on this beautiful April fools morning. Now into the back story that leads to the climax of this brilliant plan of mine that wasn't actually fully developed until 8:34am.
I haven't cut my hair in seven years. I used to like it really short, but one day, out of the blue, I just didn't get my hair cut, and it's been growing ever since. Every time I think about getting my hair cut, I just can never do it. I mean, it took me seven years to get it this long. How could I just go and get it chopped off? Every time my sister or my mother suggests it, I look at them with a what-planet-did-you-come-from-and-where-is-my-real-mother/sister look. I just can't get my hair cut. Today, it was down to my hips. There was just one slight problem.
My hair has some horrible split ends. I knew that I had to get it cut whether I wanted to or not. I figured, what the hey, three or four inches wouldn't make a difference. And it didn't. I got the four inches clipped off, and so my maniacally weak plan was in place. I had told my mother that I was going to get my hair trimmed, so she knew that I would be loosing a few inches. But I made sure to emphasize the trim part, so she would know about the slight change in hair length. Phase one of my lame plan was complete.
After I got back from my hair appointment, I tucked my hair into my shirt, making sure to pull some out to make it look like I had shoulder-length hair. I then snapped a picture and shot it off to my unsuspecting
Ah, it's so fun to be away from the family where pranks such as this one are possible.
Oh, just as a side note: If you are in college, living in the dorms, never, under any circumstances duck tape your friend's room door shut. It will not end well. Thank you, and have a wonderful day. :)